i tella waitress and points of toast 'i wanna piss'. i order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast, i getta only one piss of toast. what is sonnawabitch?! i go down for ristorante for breakfast. i say 'no, no, i wanna shit in my bed' they say 'you betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch'. how can i sleep with no shit in my bed? i calla down the receptione and tella: 'i wanna shit'. when i comma in my room i see is no shit in my bed. i am comma from palermo as tourist to london and stay as a young a man at your hotella. the manager y.m.c.a hotel london, england dear signor diretorre, now i am tella you the story how i was treated at your hotella. the italiano tourist wrote a complaint letter to the manager of a hotel in london. ak parti'nin üye sayısının 11 milyonu aşması 111.

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I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.

In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but herĪttention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Vet lollig maar GEEN italiaans accent, meer Jamaican ofzoĪ bus stops and 2 men get on. Wie helpt me? Welk boek was dit? Ik weet het begod niet meer! I gonna back to Italy.ĭit verhaal heb ik ooit gelezen in een boek met nog veel meer leuks. I go to checkout and the man at the desk say: 'Peace on you.' I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.

An italian man who went to malta